Every half hour I'm back in the bathroom with my overheating, sausage like, feet in the sink. I swear steam rises from them at the very instant that cold water hits. My daily shower has been so cold over the past week that I stand under the water gasping for air. You know, that feeling you get when under cold water, like the air is being sucked out of your lungs involuntarily.
Shit. It's just really hot, man.
Here's a picture:
This picture of cold, frothy water is as good as porn to me right now. Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Oh!
Oh and, photo credit goes to Me!